I found a blog with a bunch of Jack Handey quotes (if you lived under a rock for many years, google "Deep Thoughts" and find out about it), and I had to share it here. Deep thoughts was a part of SNL when SNL was IMO at it's funniest.
***Ok, so I originally cut and pasted a list of quotes, but then I visited Jack Handey's website, where it is very clearly stated that no deep thoughts may be reproduced on any site without permission. In an effort to respect the wishes of this wise man, I took the quotes down and replaced them with the widget for his site. Enjoy!